Category Archives: Movies

How to make Romancing the Stone Better

I know it’s weird to be talking about a movie that was released in 1984, but I recently received Romancing the Stone and it’s sequel Jewel of the Nile for Teacher Appreciation Week (my principal bought movies for teachers and it was the only … Continue reading

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Why I am excited for the new Star Wars

Those of you who know me know how much I loathe Star Wars. I’ve said as much multiple times on this very website and I still get hate mail over it when some random person stumbles upon my “Why I hate … Continue reading

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Amazing Spider-Man 2 Review

I love the first Amazing Spider-Man movie. I watched it once in the theater and haven’t watched it again, so I’m mostly relying upon my crappy memory of what I think I saw rather than a true evaluation of the film, … Continue reading

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Fear and going to the movies

I’m not sure what this emotion exactly is that I’m feeling right now, but it is most closely aligned to fear and it keeps coming out in the form of hostility. See, Man of Steel opens tomorrow and as you may know, … Continue reading

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Dark Knight Rises and then falls and falls and falls

Last year, I wrote reviews for every superhero movie that came out and this year, I’ve slacked quite a bit. I wanted to sit down and write an Avengers review, but there were only so many ways I could write, “I … Continue reading

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Drive – the hipster driving movie

I can’t explain it, but I like Ryan Gosling. It’s strange because I can’t really name any movies that he’s been in that I love other than Lars and the Real Girl and I had to go to his IMDB page … Continue reading

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The Curious Case of Twilight

Let’s get something out of the way right here and now; yes, Twilight is terrible and there are a lot of jokes I could make about it, but those jokes are like shooting a barrel in a barrel. I don’t … Continue reading

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The Punisher (2004) Review

Of the three Punisher films that have been made, most would probably put this film as the best and while it is certainly . . . what’s the word for it . . . the most “movie-esque,” Tom Jane’s The … Continue reading

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The Greatest Movie in the World – Punisher (1989)

Miles Prower is a world-class gentleman, philosopher, movie reviewer, and former manager of the Pottery Barn. He has resided in Springfield his entire life and he thinks his movie tastes are better than yours, and he’s always right. Today’s Greatest … Continue reading

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Thoughts I’m thinking today 1

My head is swimming with topics today, so welcome to some short news snippets. Grant Morrison: Talking with Gods on Hulu – It’s no secret that I’m a Grant Morrison fan, and I’m in love with the documentary from Sequart, but … Continue reading

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